Sunday, August 31, 2008
Dr Munavvar's Ramadan message
"I am good Muslim. I left MDP because I can't live as pious Muslim in MDP. Now in Republican Party I can live as good Muslim. Republican Party now in coalition with Adhaalath Party so the whole Muslim world proud. I am better and more experienced than Dr Ugail. I will be the running mate and make all Maldivians proud to be Muslims. Gasim Ibrahim is good Muslim. He sells alcohol in Maldives. We the good Muslim Republican Party will now ask the Saudi king to give one container of dates for Maldives for holy month of Ramadan. We will ask Saudi king to kindly give us five oil wells from Saudi Arabia and put all oil in the north Maldives sea for our presidential candidate to drill and drill."
Monday, August 25, 2008
Adhaalath endorses Gasim because Gasim owns Paradise
Statement by Adhaalath Party:
"Brothers and Sisters. It is the duty of all pious Muslims to strive to enter Paradise. We have found a short cut to enter Paradise. After months of deliberation, we have decided on a presidential candidate to endorse for the election in Maldives. We have decided to endorse Gasim Ibrahim, the owner of Paradise."
"Brothers and Sisters. It is the duty of all pious Muslims to strive to enter Paradise. We have found a short cut to enter Paradise. After months of deliberation, we have decided on a presidential candidate to endorse for the election in Maldives. We have decided to endorse Gasim Ibrahim, the owner of Paradise."
Sunday, August 24, 2008
No good English required in Maldives with Gasim as future president
I know I not good in English. I write broken English. I finish school at Grade 7. Maumoon did not give good school to our island. No good teachers. I went to resort first as room boy. My story is like Gasim's story. Gasim poor boy come from poor background and he meet Ilyas and he become rich. I poor boy come from poor background and I go to Al Fresco and I become intelligent. I become good blogger.
Commenter said bad comment about last post. Commenter said I not write if I can't write in good English. But what is need for good English in future Maldives. Whether New Maldives or Aneh Dhivehi Raajje, no need for good English in future Maldives. Because even future president Gasim can't write, read or speak in good English.
I can get good people to write good English. Naseem write good English. Raziin Vitesse write good English. Moosa Anwar write many many good English in Facebook. All Republican Party members. But what is use of good English in future Maldives when President Buruma can't speak good english?
Dr Munavvar running mate and Gasim candidate. A winning combination.
Commenter said bad comment about last post. Commenter said I not write if I can't write in good English. But what is need for good English in future Maldives. Whether New Maldives or Aneh Dhivehi Raajje, no need for good English in future Maldives. Because even future president Gasim can't write, read or speak in good English.
I can get good people to write good English. Naseem write good English. Raziin Vitesse write good English. Moosa Anwar write many many good English in Facebook. All Republican Party members. But what is use of good English in future Maldives when President Buruma can't speak good english?
Dr Munavvar running mate and Gasim candidate. A winning combination.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Naseem joins Republican Party
Naseem has joined Republican Party. ADK Nashid give him 50,000 rufiya to join. Naseem will go Bangkok to get new clothes for shop.
I still not make final decision. I am waiting for Dr Munavvar do something. I hoped Munavvar be candidate and Qasim the running mate. Now Qasim the candidate Dr Munavvar may be running mate. This is not best choice. Dr Munavvar candidate best choice.
I confused Dr Munavvar said he not quit MDP before and now he quit. I don't like some people in Republican Party.
Today Anni make press conference at Al Fresco. Naseem very angry with Hathu giving Al Fresco for Anni to make press conference. Before it was Munavvar and supporters make press conference at Al Fresco.
Anni talked about reducing prices of living. I remember when the prices of living start going up. Last year when the deficit budget passed. They said customs duty increase with new budget. So all shop owners increase prices. Now my mother buy everything for great prices. Everybody very poor after deficit budget passed. Deficit budget = Siyaasee Budget = Political budget.
I still not make final decision. I am waiting for Dr Munavvar do something. I hoped Munavvar be candidate and Qasim the running mate. Now Qasim the candidate Dr Munavvar may be running mate. This is not best choice. Dr Munavvar candidate best choice.
I confused Dr Munavvar said he not quit MDP before and now he quit. I don't like some people in Republican Party.
Today Anni make press conference at Al Fresco. Naseem very angry with Hathu giving Al Fresco for Anni to make press conference. Before it was Munavvar and supporters make press conference at Al Fresco.
Anni talked about reducing prices of living. I remember when the prices of living start going up. Last year when the deficit budget passed. They said customs duty increase with new budget. So all shop owners increase prices. Now my mother buy everything for great prices. Everybody very poor after deficit budget passed. Deficit budget = Siyaasee Budget = Political budget.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Dr Munavvar quits MDP
BREAKING NEWS: Dr Mohamed Munavvar has resigned from the post of President of MDP and he has resigned from the party. He said he left MDP because it is difficult for him to live as a Muslim while being an MDP member. Dr Munavvar further stressed that certain leaders of MDP have very close connections with foreigners, and this is a direct threat to the sovereignty, prosperity and continuity of the nation.
"We all know those foreigners don't wash themselves after shitting. They just wipe their arses with toilet roll. Such things are not acceptable in a closely knit society as ours," Dr Munavvar said.
Dr Munavvar said Anni's campaign manager is James from the British Conservative Party.
"What is the use of hiring foreigners when we have capable political strategists like Kalbe and Kurendhoo Mahir? We shouldn't let even a bodu laari go overseas in a time of economic recession. Only last month we celebrated independence day. Now Anni wants to take us backwards to British colonial rule," Dr Munavvar said.
Dr Munavvar's political future is uncertain but there are rumours that he will join the Republican Party. He will choose the businessman Buruma Qasim Ibrahim as a running mate. Dhivehi Observer will be the official campaign website and this blog will be the official campaign blog.
"We all know those foreigners don't wash themselves after shitting. They just wipe their arses with toilet roll. Such things are not acceptable in a closely knit society as ours," Dr Munavvar said.
Dr Munavvar said Anni's campaign manager is James from the British Conservative Party.
"What is the use of hiring foreigners when we have capable political strategists like Kalbe and Kurendhoo Mahir? We shouldn't let even a bodu laari go overseas in a time of economic recession. Only last month we celebrated independence day. Now Anni wants to take us backwards to British colonial rule," Dr Munavvar said.
Dr Munavvar's political future is uncertain but there are rumours that he will join the Republican Party. He will choose the businessman Buruma Qasim Ibrahim as a running mate. Dhivehi Observer will be the official campaign website and this blog will be the official campaign blog.
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