Monday, August 13, 2012

Dr Munavvar meets President Nasheed

Dr Mohamed Munavvar, the most greatest politician in Maldives, has met with former president Mohamed Nasheed. The meeting was held at Nasheed's wife's residence M. Yagoothuge. Dr Munavvar said he and Nasheed are two friends. The meeting was held to discuss politics.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Maldivians demand death penalty

After watching Euro2012 football tournament Maldivians are demanding death penalty.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Mario Balotelli is the new President of Maldives


Mario Balotelli is the new president of Maldives. He was voted for the post with 90%

via @gaanagaa   https://twitter.com/#!/gaanagaa

Saturday, May 12, 2012

President Waheed launches official blog

President Dr Mohamed Waheed Hassan launched his official blog today. US-based PR company Ruder Finn advised the President to have an official blog.

"President Amin Didi used government newspaper Sarukaaruge Khabaru to convey important messages to the people. President Nasir hardly kept contact with the masses. President Gayoom used weekly newsletter Dheenuge Magu and periodic radio addresses to keep in touch with the citizens. President Nasheed gave weekly radio addresses. But this is the first time a sitting president in Maldives uses a blog to inform the people about the day-to-day work of the president," said the President's Spokesperson Abbas Adil Riza.

The official blog Waheed Interrupted is on the blogging platform Tumblr.

Friday, April 27, 2012

Angry fish cuts Dhiraagu submarine cable

The family of a wahoo caught in Wataniya MasRace has cut the submarine cable of Dhiraagu in a retaliation attempt, disrupting internet services all over Maldives, Dhiraagu said today.

"This is a case of mistaken identity. This is the same as the youth gangs who stab people in Male. In most cases the wrong person is killed," Dhiraagu Marketing Manager Mirushaan said.

"When Wataniya first started having the fishing competition we realized it was a bad idea. Predators in the ocean can't differentiate between a Wataniya cable and a Dhiraagu cable," he explained.

Wataniya Maldives was unavailable for comment.

Dhiraagu said it has sent two skilled fishermen from Dhidhoo to dive and fix the cable.

"We have sent two fishermen from Dhidhoo in a bokkura to fix the cable. They will reach the damaged area in a month's time. If everything goes according to our plans we will be able to fix this by the end of July," Mirushan said.

"The two fishermen are experienced in skin diving for bait fish. They are excellent skin divers. They will dive and put cello-tape on the damaged part of the cable. If any sharks eat them before they are able to complete this task then we will have to send another group. In that case internet problems will be fixed by the end of August," Mirushan said.

The damaged point has been identified as 40 meters deep and 26 miles away from Sri Lanka.

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Rannamaari owns Raalhugandu

A new actor has jumped into the land dispute surrounding Raalhugandu area of Male. A spokesperson for the notorious sea demon Rannamaari has said the demon owns the Raalhugandu area. In the first message to the public since the demon disappeared into the sea several centuries ago, Rannamaari said its ownership of Raalhugandu area goes back to centuries.

"This used to be my playground. Only temples with alters of sacrifice were here. Voice of Maldives antennae? They were built in the 1970s. MNDF halipad? Are you kidding me? When were helicopters invented? MDP? Who would have even bothered about a political party in my days of glory? All the kings feared me. Male City Council? You must be kidding! It was elected only last year," Rannamaari said in a message relayed through the demon's spokesperson. "What more proof do you need? All Maldivian history books have the irrefutable proof that I lived and roamed in this area till the 12th century."

Rannamaari heavily criticized Male City Council for mishandling the land dispute. "This is what happens when people elect actors and bodybuilders for Male City Council. Back in my glory days the leading men in Male had more toned muscles in their bodies than Afrah, without lifting a single weight. I can guarantee that Afrah will start crying "Mommy, Mommy" when he sees me. Maizan Alibe knows how to wear cowboy hats but he doesn't know how to run a city council. Chandhanee Shuja is so corrupt even Abul Barakat can't reform him."

Rannamaari's spokesperson said the feared sea demon will make a comeback soon. "If Nasheed can make comebacks, if Nasheed can fall and rise several times, so can the Rannamaari. The sights and sounds of so many young girls and women at Raalhugandu has caused my boss the Rannamaari to make a firm decision to make a comeback."

The only thing preventing Rannamaari from returning to its favourite haunts is the uncertainty of the availability of virgin girls. But the demon's hopes increased after the huge demonstration held on December 23.

Rannamaari also warned MNDF and police not to meddle with politics in Maldives. "Your fast Coast Guard vessels will be no match for my supremacy of the sea," Rannamaari warned through its spokesperson.

There is speculation that Rannamaari's spokesperson is Mohamed Zuhair (Juha), who was the spokesperson for ex-president Mohamed Nasheed. Juha has never been seen in public since Nasheed's resignation.

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Arsene Wenger holds key to Arsenal

Arsene Wenger holds the key to Arsenal.