Dr Shaheed buys Alhan Fuckme

Dr Shaheed first send thugs to his mother-in-law house. Thugs tie Dr Shaheed's mother-in-law. Thugs then take money from Dr Shaheed's rich mother-in-law and take money to Dr Shaheed. Dr Shaheed then give money to Alhan Fuckme. Alhan Fuckme then vote against DRP.

When I tell this news my friend Naseem said "A leopard can change its colour from blue to pink and to yellow. But it can't change its spots."

Dr Munavvar joins DRP demonstration

Dr Mohamed Munavvar, the most shrewd and intelligent politician the Maldives has ever seen, participated in the opposition DRP's protest on November 3rd evening. Dr Munavvar participated in the protest to show his moral support to the opposition at a time when the ruling MDP is losing support of the public because of their reckless policies such as selling the majority shares of Dhiraagu to the world's worst phone company for 40 million dollars. DRP has not confirmed rumours saying Dr Munavvar is about to join the opposition party. However, DRP will welcome Dr Munavvar, as they have recently lost Mohamed Nasheed (Kutti) when black magic intended for Mohamed Nasheed (Anni) backfired leading to the resignation of Mohamed Nasheed (Kutti) from DRP.

DRP black magic makes Mohamed Nasheed resign

DRP making black magic recently for Mohamed Nasheed to resign or lose power. Now DRP black magic works and Mohamed Nasheed resigns.

40 million dollars is more than enough

The government has sold 7% shares of the worst phone company in Maldives (Dhiraagu) to the world's worst phone company (Cable & Wireless). The government has now given majority share of Dhiraagu to the world's worst phone company. This deal cost 40 million US dollars. 40 million dollars is more than enough to build Kenereege, Kosheege and Fithuroanu Villa into 10-storey buildings. 40 million dollars is more than enough to give a new face lift to Le Cute Shop and bring a new stock of CK Truth and CK Contradiction.

DJ Majeed chooses mermaid as Jaariya

Dr Abdul Majeed Abdul Bari, affectionately called DJ Majeed by his friends and supporters, has chosen a mermaid as a Jaariya (concubine). DJ Majeed met the mermaid during the world's first underwater cabinet meeting held in Maldives on Saturday.

During the underwater meeting the cabinet signed a petition to be sent to Copenhagen.

"The petition was a request to the Danish government to send The Little Mermaid to the Maldives. As you can see we have a shortage of young concubines in Maldives," DJ Majeed said.

DJ Majeed is the Minister of Islamic Affairs in Maldives.

C&W to acquire Mohamed Nasheed Broadcasting Corporation

Careless & Worthless (C&W) phone company in partnership with Dhiraagu is going to acquire Mohamed Nasheed Broadcasting Corporation (MNBC), a source close to Naseem has revealed today. C&W is in talks with Mahmood Razi, the Chairman of Privatisation Committee. He is also the Minister of Civil Aviation and Communication.

Invest Maldives has announced to privatize MNBC and C&W is going to charge high prices from all Maldivian households for watching television. Services that will become expensive after C&W acquires MNBC:

1. Television Maldives will become more expensive (users will have to pay a monthly fee to watch TVM)
2. Voice of Maldives (Dhivehi Raajjeyge Adu) will become more expensive (Bakuru will have to pay for listening to his favourite radio programme)
3. Ringtones through the "high speed broadband network" of Dhiraagu.

Mr Ahmed Naseer (Bodhu) who is the President of National Council for Linguistic and Historical Research (Dhivehi Bahaai Thaareekhah Khidhmaiy Kuraa Qaumee Markaz) is going to introduce a new phrase to the dictionary of Maldives after C&W acquires MNBC. The phrase is "aiy foaraa fashah" and it means 'expensive' in English language.

with additional reporting by Lubna in front of the Invest Maldives office

President Nasheed writes article for Huffington Post. But Maldivians can't read.

Eid Mubaarik to blog readers. Late saying Eid Mubaarik because gone to Eid Holidays for alif atoll Maalhos. Now back to blogging. Today I met my friend Naseem near Fish Market. Naseem tell me President Nasheed write article for The Huffington Post. President write very good article in English. President also has very good English writer Paul Roberts at President's Office.

But majority of Maldivians unable to read this article because internet not good in majority islands or no internet available. My friend Ali from Angolhitheemu Raa Atoll can't read article. Because only island office having slow internet by 56k modem. Ali can't read English but very much like to go to website The Huffington Post because he very much fan of Anni. Anni was banished to Angolhiteemu. Angolhitheemu the Slave Island. Rasgetheemu the King's Island. Even today Angolhitheemu still slaves' island because people enslaved without internet. My friend Bakuru, fisherman from Kumundhoo Haa Dhaal Atoll also like to see The Huffington Post article. But he can't see because no internet at island. He very much fan of Anni because Anni promise coffee for Kumundhoo people from Kulhudhuffushi.

President Nasheed very much celebrity now. But Maldivians can't see the celebrity video and can't read the celebrity articles. Maldivians always pay high price to Dhiraagu and ROL if we don't act now. Making internet affordable (aiy foaraa fashah) requires real grassroots movement.