Maldives Police to be armed with lethal weapons to combat dollar black market

Maldives Police are to be armed with lethal weapons to combat the illegal dollar black market prevailing in the country, the government said today.

President Nasheed vowed to solve the dollar black market crisis. "I will do that even if I have to put a policeman chasing each dollar," Nasheed told reporters.

Police are to be armed with pistols and light weapons while they patrol the streets looking for people suspected of exchanging dollars at high prices.

In a successful operation police arrested a Bangladeshi man from a shop in capital Male on Tuesday for exchanging dollars on the black market.

The government is also trying to remove Fazeel Najeeb, Governor of Maldives Monetary Authority (MMA), for the failure of the regulatory to take satisfactory measures to control the dollar black market.

"We will remove Mr Najeeb and appoint an MDP activist from Haruge. A tourist guide from Chandhanee Magu will be suitable for Governor of MMA. Tourist guides have experience of handling dollars," President's Press Secretary Mohamed Zuhair said.

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Maldivian farmers condemn Sheikh Fareed

Maldivian farmers condemned Sheikh Fareed today for the learned Sheikh's comments on cucumbers.

"The Sheikh's comments on cucumbers were made at a time when Maldivian farmers are experiencing a severe reduction of income because of the global economic downturn and dollar shortages in Maldives. Fareed was irresponsible when he made comments that would discourage people, especially women, from buying cucumbers," Maldivian Farmers' Association said in a statement.

"Cucumbers are highly valued for its nutritional value and famous for its skin regeneration properties. By associating cucumbers with sex toys, Sheikh Fareed is causing a substantial loss to the Maldivian farmers," the statement said.

Farmers' collectives from Thoddoo, Feevaku, Foamulaku and Kaashidhoo endorsed the statement.

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Colonel Qaddafi asks Nasheed to stop atrocities in Funadhoo

Colonel Muammar Qaddafi, leader of Libya, ask President Mohamed Nasheed to stop atrocities in Funadhoo Shaviyani Atoll.

Sending STAR Force to island with unarmed protesters is act of cowardice, Colonel Qaddafi told Nasheed.

Qaddafi called on Nasheed to step down if he cannot rule Maldives with support of people.

"I have ruled Libya for 42 years and still my people love me," Qaddafi told Nasheed.

United Nations Security Council meet today to discuss sanctions against Maldives because police committing atrocities in Funadhoo and Thulusdhoo.