40 million dollars is more than enough

The government has sold 7% shares of the worst phone company in Maldives (Dhiraagu) to the world's worst phone company (Cable & Wireless). The government has now given majority share of Dhiraagu to the world's worst phone company. This deal cost 40 million US dollars. 40 million dollars is more than enough to build Kenereege, Kosheege and Fithuroanu Villa into 10-storey buildings. 40 million dollars is more than enough to give a new face lift to Le Cute Shop and bring a new stock of CK Truth and CK Contradiction.

DJ Majeed chooses mermaid as Jaariya

Dr Abdul Majeed Abdul Bari, affectionately called DJ Majeed by his friends and supporters, has chosen a mermaid as a Jaariya (concubine). DJ Majeed met the mermaid during the world's first underwater cabinet meeting held in Maldives on Saturday.

During the underwater meeting the cabinet signed a petition to be sent to Copenhagen.

"The petition was a request to the Danish government to send The Little Mermaid to the Maldives. As you can see we have a shortage of young concubines in Maldives," DJ Majeed said.

DJ Majeed is the Minister of Islamic Affairs in Maldives.