Friday, October 31, 2008

Dr Munavvar should be given a post in new cabinet

A new government will be formed with a new cabinet on 11th November. It will be a great loss to the Vathan (Nation) if the most skilled politician and genius Dr Mohamed Munavvar is left out of the new cabinet. Here are some of the reasons why a cabinet post should be allocated to Dr Munavvar.

1. Dr Munavvar has no history of corruption. But DO Editor Sappe, who is the most authentic source of news about Maldives, has exposed the corruption of Dr Shaugee when he was the tourism minister. It is alleged that Dr Shaugee took millions of dollars as bribe from resort deals. Dr Shaugee has built his house high. But Dr Munavvar lives in a modest house. Dr Shaugee has shares in many resorts and has share in Nalahiya Hotel in Male'. Dr Munavvar lives a simple life and does not have any shares in resorts.

2. Dr Ahmed Shaheed brought his close friends and relatives to high ranks when he was the foreign minister. He gave promotion to his girlfriend Shazra who worked in foreign ministry. He gave promotion to other people who were close to him in foreign ministry. But when Dr Munavvar was the Attorney General he did not promote his friends and relatives.

3. When Dr Hassan Saeed was the Attorney General he pressed charges against more than 100 reform activists. But when Dr Munavvar was the Attorney General he pressed charges against only a handful of political activists. Dr Hassan Saeed had good links with Gayoom's sons and in-laws. That's why Shuaib Shah was so close to Dr Hassan. But Dr Munavvar did not do a favour to Gayoom's relatives. That's why Abdulla Hameed hated Dr Munavvar and wanted him removed.

4. Abdulla Jabir is a corrupt man and he benefitted from dirty deals made by Yameen. Jabir also owes money to many people and Jabir doesn't even pay salaries to some staff. But Dr Munavvar does not owe any money to anybody. People owe money to him.

5. ADK Nashid got the hospital deal only after paying kickbacks to government officials. He charges very high prices from ordinary Maldivians in the name of good healthcare. But Dr Munavvar does not charge extra high fees from his clients for his law practice. He is willing to work for free for ordinary Maldivians to represent them in courts.

6. Dhiyana Saeed got promotions in AG Office only because she was working very hard for DRP. But Dr Munavvar got the cabinet post because of his education and qualities.

We take this opportunity to congratulate the president-elect Mohamed Nasheed and call upon the coalition of the parties to consider Dr Munavvar as one of the cabinet ministers in the new government.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Suneetha books 30 tickets from Singapore Airlines

Maldivian pole dancer Suneetha has booked 3o tickets from Singapore Airlines. Speaking to Lubna from HFM, Suneetha did not confirm neither deny the rumours that she is migrating to Singapore. She declined to comment on the future of her career. She did not comment on whether she would be selling her dance costumes before she leaves. It is not yet clear if Maumoon will accompany Suneetha to Singapore. Meanwhile, Faathma Fulhi, an elderly woman at the counter of Henveiru Avvah Koppa Committee in the small town of Male', said she will spend the rest of her life in Maldives with her grandchildren.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

A Vote for Maumoon is a Vote for Suneetha

Maldivian Sex Stories blog has leaked a secret agreement between Maldivian pole dancer Suneetha and Maumoon Abdul Gayoom, the President trying to get elected again.

Under the agreement Suneetha will be able to perform twice a week at Jumhooree Maidhan. She will use the mast of the big flag as a pole. The government will also give access to the flag mast in Medhu Ziyaaraiy to Suneetha to use as a pole for dancing.

"Medhu Ziyaaraiy is a symbol of our Islamic heritage. The big flag is a symbol of our nationalism and independence. We are happy to announce this agreement which will introduce pole dancing to Medhu Ziyaaraiy and the Jumhooree Maidhan, making this 100% Muslim country, the world's first democracy with moderate Islam," said Alhan Fahmy, a DRP Spokesperson and a well-learned scholar who studied Shariah and Law at Al-Azhar University.

Under the agreement, Suneetha will get the post of Minister of Gender and Entertainment. She will also get 2% shares in all government-run companies like STO, STELCO and MIFCO.

Faathma Fulhi, an elderly woman from Henveiru Avah Koppa Committee and a longtime supporter of Maumoon, described this deal as "a small step for Suneetha but a long step for women's rights in the Maldives."

"Suneetha always knows the right steps and moves," she added.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Faathma Fulhi loves Maumoon

There are three or four Vathan (Nation) within the Maldives now. The needs of these Vathan are different. One Vathan consists of the people who desperately need change and are willing to vote for an ugly guy with a yellow tie for the sake of change. The second Vathan consists of people who claim they want a change but are a bit reluctant to vote for an ugly guy who doesn't look like a president. They would rather vote for a heartthrob like Dr Hassan Saeed. Political scientists and analysts further divide this category into subcategories in which there are people who will grudgingly vote for that ugly guy and those who have still not made their minds on whether they will vote or will stay home without voting and watch Kasauti on October 28. An initiative heavily funded by Solah Shihab and Crown Company is now trying to appeal to those voters and unite them for change. The third Vathan consists of the people who will vote for the incumbent president Maumoon A. Gayoom (also known as Golhabo) because they believe he will protect the Islamic identity of Maldives, preserve the unity, and offer them dances by the pole dancer Suneetha. It is to this Vathan that elderly ladies such as Faathma Fulhi belong. After watching the dances of Suneetha for years they are fearful of a change. There is also a fourth Vathan with people who have already decided that democracy has come to Maldives and it is time to look into the future. It is to this category that Dr Munavvar belongs, as he is working to form the Labour Party, that will work on a pro-labour platform in a democratic republic of Maldives.

We caught up with Faathma Fulhi while she was on a pickup truck wearing a blue dhigu hedhun and blue scarve. She was taking all her grandchildren for a DRP truck ride. It took us sometime to convince her to leave the truck and share a few minutes with us. When I told her that I was Lubna from HFM she showed more enthusiasm.

Why are you voting for Maumoon?
FF: Because I have voted for him in all six elections since 1978

What are your most vivid images of earlier days of Maumoon's presidency?
FF: I was recruited to Avah Koppa Committee in 1980. We organised the protests against former President Nasir. I can still sing the anti-Nasir songs sung by Haaburi. The cartoons were pretty good too. I can also remember how handsome Maumoon was with his round spectacles and safari suits.

Do you think Dr Hassan has a resemblance to Maumoon of 1970s and 80s ?
FF: Yes. But Maumoon was er.. er.. is still more handsome.

What do you think of Civil Service Act?
FF: It is unfair that I will have to retire within a few years. I will miss the Avah Koppaa Committee. But as long as Maumoon is our President we will have no worries.

When is the Avah Koppaa Committee most active?
FF: During the elections. We go to houses in Henveiru and convince the voters that Maumoon is the best. Actually it was not the MDP that introduced door-to-door campaigning. We were doing it in the 80s too, only more discreetly.

What were the rewards for your work?
FF: You must have heard about the loans from the President's Office. I have received them three times. It is only now that an independent Auditor General is discovering this. We were receiving it during 80s too.

What did you do with the loans?
FF: I did replace my house's roof once. Let me see. I went to India once and stayed in Trivandrum for a year. It was so long ago. I can't remember all things that I did with the money....

What were you doing in Trivandrum?
FF: There were so many unmarried pregnant girls going there for abortion. I knew the discreet clinics. I was just giving them a helping hand....

Have you repaid the loans?
FF: Not yet.

Are you religious?
FF: Yes. In a 100% Muslim country all people are 100% religious.

When did you wear Buruga?
FF: After i came back from Hajj the first time. I brought 3 kg of gold from Mecca. Made quite a profit. Did several Tawaf around Kauba too.

Have you personally met with Maumoon?
FF: Of course. Several times. I still want to shake his hands. They are so soft....

So what do you think of the new DRP tactic of having dancing girls on stage?
FF: Most Maldivians like dances. They hero worship Seezan, Niuma and Manik. So I think it makes sense. I have attended all Galaxy shows in Olympus in 80s. It is good to see some music and dance in politics.

Do you think Suneetha will make a good First Lady if Nasreena dies?
FF: Yes. Er.. I haven't thought about it before. But I will be glad to be the First Lady...

Do you think Thasmeen will make a good President if Maumoon dies?
FF: No. There can be no other good president except Maumoon.

What have you got to say regarding Anni's claims that he will take the oath on 11 November?
FF: Only in his dreams. %&@#%&

FF: Now if you will excuse me I have to go back to my pickup truck.

Special thanks to Naseem and Microsoft Word Thesaurus for help with English polishing in this post.

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Suneetha loves Maumoon

Maldivian pole dancer Suneetha has come to the rescue of DRP because all opposition candidates and all opposition businessmen (including Solah Shihab) are now united for change.

"I love Maumoon. I felt it was my religious and legal obligation to come to his rescue when he is in time of trouble," Suneetha said on stage at a DRP function showing support from local singers and dancers for DRP. She and Maumoon then danced to a modified version of Beatles' Let It Be.

"When i find myself in times of trouble
dancer Suneetha comes to me
singing words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness
Suneetha is standing right in front of me
singing words of wisdom, let it be.

Let it be x4
sing words of wisdom, let it be.

And when the brokenhearted politicians in Maldives will agree
there will be an answer, let it be.
For after the second round there is still a chance that they will see me
there will be an answer, let it be.

Let it be x2

And when the night is cloudy
there is still a light that shines on me
shining from Shafiu's head, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of music
dancer Suneetha comes to me
singing words of wisdom, let it be."


Maumoon sang as Suneetha danced.

In the audience middle-aged ladies like Fathma Fulhi looked in awe as the night dragged on.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Dr Hassan Saeed and Hrithik Roshan to appear in movie together

Hrithik Roshan (Hindi: ऋतिक रोशन, pronunciation: /rɪt̪ɪk roːʃən/ / born 10 January 1974) is an award-winning Bollywood actor. Dr Hassan Saeed (ޑރ ޙަސަން ސަޢީދު) is a Maldivian politician who received 16% votes in the Indian Ocean archipelago's first multi-party presidential election held on October 8. Now the two popular heartthrobs are starring together for the first time in Mukesh Bhat's "Hum Thumara Zaeem" a political romantic comedy aimed at female audiences in India and Maldives.

Dr Hassan applied to register Maldives National Party recently and the movie will be released by February 2009 when his party contests for parliamentary seats in Maldives.

Dr Hassan has a huge following among female voters in Maldives and his popularity has pushed Manik, Muhamma Kalo, and jade (jadulla), the Maldivian TV stars, to backseat of fame.

Dr Hassan is now in a coalition with his political rivals in a bid to oust Maumoon Abdul Gayoom, the president of Maldives, who also has a huge following among female voters, and female TV stars such as Suneetha and Sheela. If Gayoom, who has been the president for 30 years, is ousted, Dr Hassan will make a bid for presidency after 15 months.

The movie is funded by Solah Shihab, the Maldivian tycoon and former diplomat, who owns Voyages Maldives travel company and Seagull Cafe.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Solah Shihab unites for change

Solah Shihab (New Maldives) has united with Mohamed Shihab (Jumhooree Party) and Ismail Shihab (MDP) for change. Now only Hussain Shihab (DRP) is left. Unite for change!

The people are with Gasim

Thank you for the Laura, Shamau, Moosa Anwar, KD, Kalbe, Mohamed Shihab, Mody, Jabir, Dhiyana. Thank you for the everybody who distributed 500 rufiya with Gasim signature. Thank you for the Sawad who come to Maldives after 16 years. Together with coalition we can win. Unite for Change because Gasim is the change we want to see. Change we can, and change we shall. Like we changed 500 rufiya signature from Maumoon to Gasim, we can change Maldives from Maumoon to Gasim. Gasim, Jabir and Nashid are capable leaders for ministers for MDP cabinet. Adhalath is Gasim, Umar is Gasim, Ilyas is Gasim, Gasim is Gasim and now MDP is Gasim. The people are with Gasim.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Gasim to giveaway 500 rufiya notes to voters

Gasim Ibrahim, the candidate from Republican Party (not John McCain) will distribute 500 rufiya notes to all people who vote for him.

"We have concluded that 500 rufiya note is the strongest symbol that the voters can relate to Gasim. Some candidates are sending sms promising to take voters to new heights (vayah, javvah, fazaayah). But our candidate is sending something that has his own signature," said Dhiyana Saeed, a spokesperson for Republicans.

"The 500 rufiya note, the highest denomination in the Maldives currency, has the signature of former central bank governor and finance minister Gasim Ibrahim, proving that he can manage the finance of this country if elected for the top post. He has enough experience of creating inflation, so he can easily take you to new heights," Dhiyana said.

Asked if her husband Jabir, also a Republican, will distribute any of the counterfeit notes found in a MIFCO safe when he was the chairperson of that company, Dhiyana refused to comment. However, she later told DhiFM that it was up to the Auditor General to make comments about her husband's management of MIFCO, and it was up to the Attorney General to refute the claims of the Auditor General.

"It will be a funny day when Auditor General releases the audit report of Maldives Water and Sewerage Company. I want to see the look on Attorney General's face when she gives the press conference saying its simply not true," said Dhiyana, herself a former official of Attorney General's Office.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Gasim will win election anonymously

Dr Munavvar best politician in Maldives. But Dr Munavvar kicked out of cabinet by Gayoom and put Hassan Saeed as Attorney General. Now Hassan Saeed supporters think he will win the election anonymously. Comment on Hassan Saeed blog:

Congrats Hassan

I am sure u will be the winner, my prediction is Hassan and Anni in the second round and Hassan will win anonymously,,,,,,, which will be a huge blow for yellow tycoons.


Gasim can win this election anonymously too.

So Hassan supporters now think election will be huge blow for yellow tycoons. If Gasim wins this election then it will be huge blow for Hassan tycoons. Solah Shihab, Crown Saleem, Mujuthaba, Universal family, Shaveed, Champa. They will weep when Gasim wins this election anonymously.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Thank you for the Shamau and Laura. Candidate of Hope

"In my opinion Mr.Qasim Ibrahim is the perfect candidate in this elections. I believe he is the only canidate full of hope. I hope for a better tomorrow." Shamau Shareef, the son of Sanco Shareef, the new Sanco dream and rising youth leader

"Good evening Ladies n Gentlemen. I am very glad to to see you like this today, this evening specially for, Sun Island Grand Opening Ceremony, and the our president honorable ahhhh his excellency Maumoon Abdul Gayyoom came and opened for us on this ahh memorable and hapy happy occassion, and also i must thank you for the our Indian all this ahh 98 world ahh miss world dainahid and also miss universe 96 Sunita, and also the other sunali Benthre she is an actress i think er all of them seen her in this stage they are very well done.

This is one of the best part of our show also to bring these people they came from abroad from far away from london from bombay to here to happy our people and ah ourselfs I think this is there fore i am very much for this people and other wise our show this saw will be not like this i am sure it is. and therefore i like to thank you for the organizer for sa Sabha Hale heli for organizing this all this thing and Mr.Ashraf Bhai this is my friend very good friend from Mumbai and there fore i like to thank you for Mr. Asraf also. And then specially for i i have to to thank....for the my this show has bring you... as this life.. now and thens .........Laura she's really she done very well therefore i will like to thank you for the Laura and also the our all the participatants who came here to see thank very much for......... once again FOR LAURA ONCE AGAIN"
Gasim Ibrahim, Sun Island opening speech

VOTE FOR GASIM - VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATE OF HOPE. TO HAPPY OUR PEOPLE AND OURSELFS