Maldivian Sex Stories blog has leaked a secret agreement between Maldivian pole dancer Suneetha and Maumoon Abdul Gayoom, the President trying to get elected again.
Under the agreement Suneetha will be able to perform twice a week at Jumhooree Maidhan. She will use the mast of the big flag as a pole. The government will also give access to the flag mast in Medhu Ziyaaraiy to Suneetha to use as a pole for dancing.
"Medhu Ziyaaraiy is a symbol of our Islamic heritage. The big flag is a symbol of our nationalism and independence. We are happy to announce this agreement which will introduce pole dancing to Medhu Ziyaaraiy and the Jumhooree Maidhan, making this 100% Muslim country, the world's first democracy with moderate Islam," said Alhan Fahmy, a DRP Spokesperson and a well-learned scholar who studied Shariah and Law at Al-Azhar University.
Under the agreement, Suneetha will get the post of Minister of Gender and Entertainment. She will also get 2% shares in all government-run companies like STO, STELCO and MIFCO.
Faathma Fulhi, an elderly woman from Henveiru Avah Koppa Committee and a longtime supporter of Maumoon, described this deal as "a small step for Suneetha but a long step for women's rights in the Maldives."
"Suneetha always knows the right steps and moves," she added.
1 comment:
Damn! I wanna vote for Suneetha!
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