Thursday, November 12, 2009

Dr Shaheed buys Alhan Fuckme

Dr Shaheed first send thugs to his mother-in-law house. Thugs tie Dr Shaheed's mother-in-law. Thugs then take money from Dr Shaheed's rich mother-in-law and take money to Dr Shaheed. Dr Shaheed then give money to Alhan Fuckme. Alhan Fuckme then vote against DRP.

When I tell this news my friend Naseem said "A leopard can change its colour from blue to pink and to yellow. But it can't change its spots."

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Dr Munavvar joins DRP demonstration

Dr Mohamed Munavvar, the most shrewd and intelligent politician the Maldives has ever seen, participated in the opposition DRP's protest on November 3rd evening. Dr Munavvar participated in the protest to show his moral support to the opposition at a time when the ruling MDP is losing support of the public because of their reckless policies such as selling the majority shares of Dhiraagu to the world's worst phone company for 40 million dollars. DRP has not confirmed rumours saying Dr Munavvar is about to join the opposition party. However, DRP will welcome Dr Munavvar, as they have recently lost Mohamed Nasheed (Kutti) when black magic intended for Mohamed Nasheed (Anni) backfired leading to the resignation of Mohamed Nasheed (Kutti) from DRP.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

DRP black magic makes Mohamed Nasheed resign

DRP making black magic recently for Mohamed Nasheed to resign or lose power. Now DRP black magic works and Mohamed Nasheed resigns.