Sunday, September 28, 2008

Shamau Shareef: the new Republican dream and rising youth leader

This post is dedicated to Shamau Shareef. The son of Sanco Shareef. Rising star of Maldives politics and youth leader.

Once upon a time there was an Emperor. His name was Emperor. He wore new clothes. Gasim Ibrahim gave him new clothes to wear. Gasim gave him Villa Scholarship. So Emperor educated at HELP institute in Malaysia. Nasreena has share in HELP institute in Malaysia. Ilyas buy house near HELP institute. Nasreena and Ilyas have share in Villa. Once Emperor very ill. So Emperor went to KIM hospital in Trivandrum. Gasim gave money for ticket. Gasim own share in KIM hospital. Now Gasim want become president. Moosa Anwar great youth leader. Moosa beat Shamau Shareef to youth leader of Republican Party post. Now big competition between Moosa and Shamau. Moosa, brother of KD, file case against Anni to make Gasim happy. Shamau, the son of Sanco, write blog and website to make Gasim happy. But this blog the official Republican Party blog and DO the official campaign website. Shamau's father Sanco always vote for deficit budget. In MDP too Sanco obey Gasim orders. Now like father like son obey Gasim. With youth leaders Gasim win this election. Shamau become Deputy Youth Minister. Moosa Anwar become Youth Minister.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Maldivians to vote for electing a First Lady after Gasim becomes President


Villa IT, the information technology subsidiary of Villa Shipping and Trading Company, has signed a Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) today with Premier Election Solutions of USA to purchase an electronic voting system from the manufacturer. Premier Elections Solutions, formerly known as Diebold Election Systems, is a subsidiary of Diebold, which has been providing electronic voting systems and solutions in elections for decades.

A spokesperson for Villa IT said the new electronic voting system will be used by its client the Jumhooree Party (JP) after JP wins this year's presidential elections.

"Our client JP has identified a need for an electronic voting system as their presidential candidate Mr Gasim Ibrahim is married to multiple wives. When he wins the presidential elections this will create a problem in identifying who will be the First Lady. JP has decided to hold a nationwide election to elect a First Lady among Gasim's wives. Villa IT has stepped in to provide state-of-the-art technology for our client," the spokesperson said.

Dhiyana Saeed, the spokesperson for JP, which is also known as Republican Party, said the party will hold an election to elect a First Lady soon after Gasim wins the presidential election.

"Personally I would like to be the First Lady. But its quite complicated. You see my husband Jabir is not the presidential candidate for JP. If I have to be the First Lady, I have to get divorced. Things will not be solved from that point either. Gasim will have to divorce one of his wives. Then Gasim will have to marry me. Since there is an Idda (a waiting period for divorced women without marrying again) in Islamic Shariah, there is no time for all that. Since Adhaalath is part of the Jumhooree Gulhun (coalition) we can't take a chance and offend Adhaalath. I blame the alliance of MDP and DRP for holding the election too soon. Otherwise I could have been the First Lady," Dhiyana explained.

"Since my options are quite limited, I welcome this proposal to hold an election for nominating a First Lady. I am confident that the touchscreen voting system that Villa IT purchases will not fail us," Dhiyana said speaking at a Haaru Keun at West Park Cafe operated by her husband Jabir.

English polishing by Naseem. Additional reporting by Nazeer from West Park Cafe.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Waheed come and Waheed go but Ahmed Ali Sawad not come to Maldives for 16 years

Even Dr Waheed better than Ahmed Ali Sawad. Waheed come and Waheed go but Ahmed Ali Sawad not come to Maldives for 16 years. I feel sorry Gasim. Foolish Gasim not pick best running mate Dr Munavvar. Now Munavvar unhappy and he will join Labour Party.

I meet Naseem today. Naseem very unhappy with Republican. Naseem say Lolly Jabir too powerful. I ask Naseem to write some for blog because many readers complain I write breaking English. Before also Naseem polish my English and write very good quality English for this blog.

But I think no good English required in future Maldives if Gasim become President.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Ahmed Ali Sawad not come to Maldives for 16 years

Last night West Park my heart beating very fast. But disappointment great. Gasim not choose Dr Munavvar for running mate. Gasim foolish man choose Ahmed Ali Sawad. I meet Naseem after meeting. Naseem say he very disappointed. Naseem say he think of quitting Republican Party. Naseem tell me Abbas Adil Riza now making Labour Party. Naseem think Labour Party will be great party. I not decide what to do. I wait for Dr Munavvar to make his decision.

Ahmed Ali Sawad not come to Maldives for 16 years. He not saw Black Friday. Dr Munavvar was in Jumhooree Maidhan on Black Friday. Sawad no political experience. Dr Munavvar ten years experience in cabinet. Sawad not saw tsunami. Sawad not saw Maldivians suffering. Now I am sure Gasim will loose the election.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

DO Sappe say Dr Shaugy very bad man

When i was resort as room boy the manager not allow us to watch Dhivehi Observer on computer. Management very concerned not to interfere politics. because resort lease expired and they get resort without bid. But Gamini is the computer IT Administrator from Sri Lanka. Gamini is very good person he allow we to watch Dhivehi Observer secretly. So i start knowing the sacrifices of Sappe. In UK, Sappe is the person who expose the government to all Maldivians. Sappe is our hero at resort staff. So now I am very happy to find Sappe expose Dr Shaugy. Sappe say Dr Shaugy very bad man. Corruption man. Dr Shaugy take bribe when he is tourism minister. So Dr Shaugy not good for Gasim running mate. Dr Munavvar best running mate.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Dr Munavvar can run faster than Dr Shaugy

Dr Munavvar can run faster than Dr Shaugy. Dr Munavvar fit. He did KGB training in Russia. Dr Shaugy too fat. Dr Munavvar best running mate for Gasim Ibrahim.

Dr Shaugy too fat from eating commission from resort deals. DO Sappe said so. Dr Munavvar clean politician. No bribe history. Dr Munavvar ten years experience in cabinet. Dr Shaugy only few years experience in cabinet. Dr Munavvar studied Russia and Canada. Dr Shaugy studied Canada but not Russia.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Gasim's story Tuesday night TVM Siyaasath Programme 11.30 pm Live Watch

Gasim Ibrahim, from Maamigili, poor boy from poor background, come to Male and started living in Endherimaage as servant boy. He wiped the bicycles of Ilyas Ibrahim and Abbas Ibrahim. As a reward when he grew up Ilyas Ibrahim gave Gasim monopoly in reselling oil imported by STO. When wiping bicycles, Gasim hands got dirty by oil in bicycle chain. So Ilyas promised to make Gasim rich by oil. In 80s Gasim get Fun Island resort. He later gets more resorts and become the owner of Paradise. In return, Gasim had to give Villa shares to Nasreena, Abbas, Ilyas and Fareesha. Now Gasim does not wipe the car of Ilyas. Instead he is trying to sit in a car without number plates.

Watch Siyaasath programme Tuesday night TVM at 11.30 pm. Listen to Gasim tell live his rags to riches story.

Vote for Gasim Ibrahim as our President. You can become rich too. Vote for Dr Munavvar running mate. You can become rich too.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Dr Munavvar is also scientist. He invented the black box

Dr Munavvar is also scientist. He better scientist than Dr Ugail. Dr Munavvar invented the black box. Dr Munavvar best running mate for Gasim Ibrahim. After few years Dr Munavvar become president of Maldives.

Friday, September 5, 2008

Revolution Begins. Dr Munavvar to perform at Alimas Carnival

The official launch of the Villa TV (VTV) in Maldives will be held on Friday night at Alimas Carnival. This is a promotion for presidential candidate Gasim Ibrahim, from Maamigili, whose rags to riches story has moved all Maldivians.

Gasim's potential running mate Dr Mohamed Munnavar will perform on stage tonight. Recently he has undergone voice training in India. The band comprises of:

Dr Mohamed Munnavar - vocals
Gasim Ibrahim - bass guitar and vocals
ADK Ahmed Nashid - lead guitarist
Lolly Abdullah Jabir - rhythm guitar
Sanco Shareef - percussion

The Finnish metal band KIUAS will also perform at Revolution Begins. But fans in Maldives are impatient to see the performance of Dr Munavvar and his colleagues in Republican Party.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Dr Ugail is a rocket scientist. Dr Munavvar is a politician

How can Dr Ugail better than Dr Munavvar? Dr Munavvar the best running mate for Gasim. Dr Munavvar better than even Gasim. After few years Dr Munavvar become president.

Dr Ugail is a rocket scientist at NASA. How he lead the nation? Maldives don't have space programme.

Dr Munavvar best educated experienced politician.

Munavvar completed his secondary education in Majeedhiyya School.

Doctor in the Science of Law, 1993, Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, Sept. 1990 – Sept. 1993 (full-time);

Master of Laws (LL.M.), 1989, Dalhousie University, Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada, Sept. 1988 – Sept. 1989 (full-time);

Legislative Drafting Course, 1986, Bureau of Parliamentary Studies and Training, Lok Sabha Secretariat, New Delhi, India, 4 November 1985 – 31 January 1986 (full-time);

Master of Laws with Honours (LL.M.), with specialization in International Law, 1985, Patrice Lumumba People’s Friendship University, Moscow, Russia, September 1979 – June 1985, (full-time).