Thursday, November 12, 2009

Dr Shaheed buys Alhan Fuckme

Dr Shaheed first send thugs to his mother-in-law house. Thugs tie Dr Shaheed's mother-in-law. Thugs then take money from Dr Shaheed's rich mother-in-law and take money to Dr Shaheed. Dr Shaheed then give money to Alhan Fuckme. Alhan Fuckme then vote against DRP.

When I tell this news my friend Naseem said "A leopard can change its colour from blue to pink and to yellow. But it can't change its spots."

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Dr Munavvar joins DRP demonstration

Dr Mohamed Munavvar, the most shrewd and intelligent politician the Maldives has ever seen, participated in the opposition DRP's protest on November 3rd evening. Dr Munavvar participated in the protest to show his moral support to the opposition at a time when the ruling MDP is losing support of the public because of their reckless policies such as selling the majority shares of Dhiraagu to the world's worst phone company for 40 million dollars. DRP has not confirmed rumours saying Dr Munavvar is about to join the opposition party. However, DRP will welcome Dr Munavvar, as they have recently lost Mohamed Nasheed (Kutti) when black magic intended for Mohamed Nasheed (Anni) backfired leading to the resignation of Mohamed Nasheed (Kutti) from DRP.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

DRP black magic makes Mohamed Nasheed resign

DRP making black magic recently for Mohamed Nasheed to resign or lose power. Now DRP black magic works and Mohamed Nasheed resigns.

Monday, October 19, 2009

40 million dollars is more than enough

The government has sold 7% shares of the worst phone company in Maldives (Dhiraagu) to the world's worst phone company (Cable & Wireless). The government has now given majority share of Dhiraagu to the world's worst phone company. This deal cost 40 million US dollars. 40 million dollars is more than enough to build Kenereege, Kosheege and Fithuroanu Villa into 10-storey buildings. 40 million dollars is more than enough to give a new face lift to Le Cute Shop and bring a new stock of CK Truth and CK Contradiction.

Saturday, October 17, 2009

DJ Majeed chooses mermaid as Jaariya

Dr Abdul Majeed Abdul Bari, affectionately called DJ Majeed by his friends and supporters, has chosen a mermaid as a Jaariya (concubine). DJ Majeed met the mermaid during the world's first underwater cabinet meeting held in Maldives on Saturday.

During the underwater meeting the cabinet signed a petition to be sent to Copenhagen.

"The petition was a request to the Danish government to send The Little Mermaid to the Maldives. As you can see we have a shortage of young concubines in Maldives," DJ Majeed said.

DJ Majeed is the Minister of Islamic Affairs in Maldives.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

C&W to acquire Mohamed Nasheed Broadcasting Corporation

Careless & Worthless (C&W) phone company in partnership with Dhiraagu is going to acquire Mohamed Nasheed Broadcasting Corporation (MNBC), a source close to Naseem has revealed today. C&W is in talks with Mahmood Razi, the Chairman of Privatisation Committee. He is also the Minister of Civil Aviation and Communication.

Invest Maldives has announced to privatize MNBC and C&W is going to charge high prices from all Maldivian households for watching television. Services that will become expensive after C&W acquires MNBC:

1. Television Maldives will become more expensive (users will have to pay a monthly fee to watch TVM)
2. Voice of Maldives (Dhivehi Raajjeyge Adu) will become more expensive (Bakuru will have to pay for listening to his favourite radio programme)
3. Ringtones through the "high speed broadband network" of Dhiraagu.

Mr Ahmed Naseer (Bodhu) who is the President of National Council for Linguistic and Historical Research (Dhivehi Bahaai Thaareekhah Khidhmaiy Kuraa Qaumee Markaz) is going to introduce a new phrase to the dictionary of Maldives after C&W acquires MNBC. The phrase is "aiy foaraa fashah" and it means 'expensive' in English language.

with additional reporting by Lubna in front of the Invest Maldives office

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

President Nasheed writes article for Huffington Post. But Maldivians can't read.

Eid Mubaarik to blog readers. Late saying Eid Mubaarik because gone to Eid Holidays for alif atoll Maalhos. Now back to blogging. Today I met my friend Naseem near Fish Market. Naseem tell me President Nasheed write article for The Huffington Post. President write very good article in English. President also has very good English writer Paul Roberts at President's Office.

But majority of Maldivians unable to read this article because internet not good in majority islands or no internet available. My friend Ali from Angolhitheemu Raa Atoll can't read article. Because only island office having slow internet by 56k modem. Ali can't read English but very much like to go to website The Huffington Post because he very much fan of Anni. Anni was banished to Angolhiteemu. Angolhitheemu the Slave Island. Rasgetheemu the King's Island. Even today Angolhitheemu still slaves' island because people enslaved without internet. My friend Bakuru, fisherman from Kumundhoo Haa Dhaal Atoll also like to see The Huffington Post article. But he can't see because no internet at island. He very much fan of Anni because Anni promise coffee for Kumundhoo people from Kulhudhuffushi.

President Nasheed very much celebrity now. But Maldivians can't see the celebrity video and can't read the celebrity articles. Maldivians always pay high price to Dhiraagu and ROL if we don't act now. Making internet affordable (aiy foaraa fashah) requires real grassroots movement.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

If we don't act now

If we don't act now our grandparents may never use internet in their life. If we don't act now our grandchildren will be paying the same high prices to Dhiraagu and ROL for poor services. If we don't act now internet prices will not become affordable (aiy foaraa fashah) before Maldives sinks. Act Now. Seal the Deal.

Friday, September 18, 2009

President Nasheed joins hollywood celebrities but Maldivians can't watch because Dhiraagu too slow



Today I met my friend Naseem near Fish Market. Naseem buying fish and watermelon for breakfast. Naseem tell me President Nasheed star in new advertisement for climate change. It is UN advert. President Nasheed star with Hollywood celebrities and Peace Prize winners. Naseem say he visit website to watch the advert but he can't watch video because Dhiraagu too slow.

My friend Ali lives in Agolhitheemu Raa Atoll. Only island office having internet in island. Island office using internet with 56 kbps modem. Too slow to watch President Nasheed's celebrity video.

My friend Bakuru is fisherman in Kumundhoo Haa Dhaal Atoll. Kumundhoo people don't have internet. But they dream of going to Kulhudhuffushi for a coffee. They also can't watch President Nasheed's celebrity video because no internet.

Majority of Maldivians can't watch President Nasheed's celebrity video because ISPs in Maldives not providing good service. Majority Maldivians without good internet or with no internet. President Nasheed should make celebrity audio with Hollywood celebrities and broadcast through Voice of Maldives Friday morning.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Naseem's urgent appeal to bloggers

Frustrated with the outcome of his meeting with the Communications Authority of Maldives, Naseem contemplated a hunger strike against the high prices Dhiraagu charges for internet. However, realizing how futile it would be to carry out a hunger strike when most people in the country are abstaining from having food during the day, Naseem abandoned this idea. Instead, he decided to send an urgent appeal to all Maldivian bloggers through this blog. This is what Naseem has to say:

"Friends. Bloggers. Countrymen and countrywomen. Lend me your ears.

We have defeated an evil dictatorship only last year. But our struggle did not end at that point. We have to rise against the corporate giants like Dhiraagu, ROL and Careless & Worthless, excuse me, Cable & Wireless. For they are sucking our blood and committing daylight robbery. Never before in the history of Maldives has so few robbed so many in such huge proportions.

I call upon all Maldivian bloggers, to get up and stand up for your rights. I am fully aware most of you blog while sitting down near your computers. However, this is no time to sit. This is no time to be idle. This is the time to stand up. For good humans are judged not from the quizzes they complete on facebook but by the strength of their resolve.

I ask all bloggers to join me in my campaign to hold the internet service providers accountable."

Highly motivated by this speech, Naseem plans to pay a courtesy call on the Honorable Mahmood Razi, the Minister of Civil Aviation and Communication, on Sunday and have a talk on the status of internet in the Maldives.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Minutes of meeting with Communications Authority of Maldives

On Sunday Naseem went to Communications Authority of Maldives (CAM) to complain about the high internet charges of Dhiraagu and the poor service the ISP offers to businesses in Maldives. Naseem met with two gentlemen from CAM, whose names have been withheld following their request. Naseem put a tape recorder on the table, sat back in the executive chair in the meeting room and inhaled a deep breath.

CAM: Now how can we help you?

Naseem: Are you the regulatory authority for communications in the Maldives?

CAM: In fact, we are.

Naseem: Could you enlighten me on what types of regulatory work you have done in the past few decades er... years?

CAM: We give licenses to mobile phone companies. We determine the type of frequencies that should be issued to broadcasting companies. We issue licenses to Internet Service Providers. It is also our mandate to ensure microwave ovens do not emit frequencies that disrupt the communications of the whole country.

Naseem: It looks like you have been very busy over the past decades. To cut a long story short, I am here to complain about one particular company in the Maldives, an ISP. I am deeply distraught over their high internet charges and poor service.

CAM: We have an uneasy feeling you are talking about Dhiraagu. Complaints about Dhiraagu is not something new to us. Look at that filing cabinet over there. There are volumes of complaints filed there about Dhiraagu.

Naseem: So what has your esteemed authority done about those complaints?

CAM: We have done practically nothing but ignore those complaints. Even though we are the regulatory authority Dhiraagu is more powerful than us. All our decisions to reform Dhiraagu were overridden by high government officials In the previous government.

Naseem: Are you talking about officials like Fathulla Jameel who received a huge commission aka bribe out of Cable & Wireless' deals with the government of Maldives?

CAM: We wouldn't be so foolish to mention names. Especially when defamation cases amounting to millions of rufiya can be filed in Maldivian courts these days.

Naseem: How do I know if you also didn't receive a cut of the commission to buy your silence concerning Dhiraagu.

CAM: You will never know. That's how it works.

Naseem: Now that the government has changed and with a presidential commission being formed to probe the corruption of the past government, don't you think you have more space to regulate Dhiraagu?

CAM: Are you so foolish to believe that any government, whether democratic or dictatorial, will cut its own revenue stream? Do you know how much Dhiraagu contributes to the government revenue?

Naseem: I prefer not to know. All I know is ordinary Maldivians are suffering. We are paying high prices for Dhiraagu services. Isn't this a rather unfair way of taxation?

CAM: This is how the system works.

Naseem: What is this rumour about a deal with Cable & Wireless?

CAM: It is confidential. We are not allowed to talk about it.

Naseem: So there is a deal. Are you planning to sell all shares to Cable & Wireless?

CAM: Not us. As you know we are the regulatory authority. We will continue to regulate regardless of who owns the shares. But don't you think it will be a wise move to sell shares to C&W to raise some income for the government? As you know we are experiencing a rather bad economic recession. Besides, the MDP government has pledged privatisation of state-owned enterprises.

Naseem: Don't say it is an MDP government. It is an MDP-Adhaalath Coalition. I am not sure what Dr Abdul Majeed Abdul Bari and his associates think of selling our telecom company to a British company. Is it Haram or Halal? These questions need to be sorted out among the coalition partners before a decision can be made.

CAM: It is not in our mandate to make the decisions. We regulate.

Naseem: I think this is a rather futile conversation. I have this feeling that all decisions have already been made. Who profits from these deals? Who gets a commission? Is it the Special Enjoy? The Cabinet Secretary? The President? Who are the people in President's Office making these decisions?

CAM: We can't answer those questions. We have wives and children to take care of. We need our jobs. Besides our mandate is to regulate.

Naseem: I can see that you enjoy your jobs. Why don't you decrease the temperature in the room to a few more degrees so this room will be colder and even more comfortable?

CAM: If you think this job is easy then you are mistaken. It is not easy to ignore the complaints of citizens like you and play the dirty politics. We also have consciences. What we lack is enough money to support our families.

Naseem: If you receive so much pressure not to regulate Dhiraagu, then why aren't you taking any action about ROL? As you know, ROL also charges high prices and their services are much worse than Dhiraagu.

CAM: You are very naive, aren't you? If we regulate ROL and force ROL to provide better services, all customers will move to ROL. How can Dhiraagu exist in such a scenario? Who will provide revenue for the government? What about the fat commissions?

Naseem: So you gave license to ROL to give the impression that there is free market competition while the whole stage has been set for Dhiraagu?

CAM: More or less that is the story.

Naseem: I think this is a story I will share with newspapers.

CAM: You are more foolish than we thought. Which newspaper in Maldives will run a story against Dhiraagu? Haven't you seen how many programmes they sponsor on TVM and how many full-colour ads they have on the newspapers. No newspaper, radio station, TV channel or news website will ever say anything against Dhiraagu.

Naseem: But Dhiraagu is partly owned by the government. The government should be accountable to the people. The people should start asking questions about how Dhiraagu is run, how Dhiraagu spends money on advertising and how Dhiraagu does unethical business.

CAM: But people don't have a voice. We issue the radio frequency to only the oligarchs in this country. Newspapers will never say anything against Dhiraagu. The people's representatives in the Majlis are too busy taking home their monthly salary. Major political parties will not comment on Dhiraagu.

Naseem: So what is the fate of us?

CAM: Slavery. As before. Now it is almost 1.30 pm. To reduce the government expenditure, we are not permitted to work after office hours. Now if you will excuse us.....

Friday, September 4, 2009

Naseem's Thai girlfriend get unlimited broadband for $27

Last night I met my friend Naseem and he still talking about internet problems with Dhiraagu. Naseem said his Thai girlfriend lives in Muang Thong Thani. She has very good internet. True Corporation give 2 megabits per second for 890 baht for one month. It is 27 in US dollars. That is unlimited internet for less than 400 rufiyaa. True Corporation also give 8 megabits for businesses. Naseem say Dhiraagu and ROL charge very much from businesses in Maldives. As a result Thailand businesses are growing very fast but Maldives businesses do not grow fast. Naseem now thinking of going to Communications Authority of Maldives to complain.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Naseem can't chat with Thai girlfriend because Dhiraagu down

Last night I met my friend Naseem in front of Seagull Cafe. Now Seagull Cafe closed so we can't enter. Naseem and I cross the street and stand in front of Dhiraagu.

"What a useless building," Naseem said pointing to Dhiraagu.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because they are worst ISP in the world," Naseem said.

Naseem said he having problems with internet for many days now. Dhiraagu problem. Dhiraagu said they are hacked. Dhiraagu said hacker group testing new type of attack called DDOS because Dhiraagu is in third-world country and easier to test attacks.

Naseem very angry because he can't send emails to his shipper in Bangkok to confirm new clothes for his shop. Naseem more angry because he can't chat with his Thai girlfriend in Bangkok.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Dr Munavvar compiles report for Human Rights Commission

Dr Mohamed Munavvar has compiled a report, Rapid Assessment of the Employment Situation in Maldives, for the Human Rights Commission of the Maldives. The assessment was published on Tuesday. Dr Munavvar also presented a summary of the report and its recommendations to the media when the report was released at HRCM office on Tuesday.

The report in English

The report in Dhivehi

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Revenge is bittersweet for beautiful Rozaina

Rozaina Adam, the beautiful daughter of Mafia boss Don Adam Fulhu, has won Thulusdhoo Dhairaa (constituency). Rozaina first had a chance to sit in Majlis chamber when she was appointed as an Appointed Member by President Gayoom last year. As soon as the new president Nasheed was sworn in he replaced Gayoom's appointees with his own. Saying this was illegal Rozaina challenged this at the court but did not win. To win back her Majlis seat Rozaina contested for Thulusdhoo Dhaaira in the election this time. As a child Rozaina had visited Thulusdhoo several times as her father had owned garment factories there. As the family fortune declined during the last deacde and as they were forced to close down factories, Rozaina's enthusiasm to serve the Thulusdhoo people did not wane. As vengeance against President Nasheed for removing her from Majlis seat, she is also bringing to the Majlis her husband Nashiz, who won Alifushi Dhaaira, Nashiz's brother Thasmeen Ali, who won Kendhoo Dhaaira, and Thasmeen's wife Visaam Ali, who won Maduvvari Dhaaira. Rozaina's father Don Adam Fulhu also contested in the Kaashidhoo Dhaaira but narrowly lost. However, the Don is pleased that the family has won so many seats. Besides the 65,000 rufiya that each Majlis member will receive as monthly salary, winning so many seats will have positive effects on the Don Adam Fulhu family businesses and strengthen their position within the opposition Dhivehi Rayyithunge Party. Rozaina will be sworn in as the most beautiful MP in the Majlis on May 28. Polls taken to determine most beautiful MP show Rozaina ahead of MDP's Eva Abdulla, whose husband Saabe is likely to receive the Best Hacker Award in California this year for his hacking of Elections Commission website and putting a photo of President Nasheed with a pair of devil's horns in the homepage. However Saabe could not access the elections database and thus he could not decrease the number of votes Rozaina received.

Additional reporting by Lubna in front of Nasandhura Palace Hotel, still recovering from last night's tear gas.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Candidate Abdul Salam Arif prays five times a day

Today I watched TVM political debate. Noonu Atoll Manadhoo Section debate. Presenter asked question why people should vote for you to candidates. Candidate Abdul Salam Arif said people should vote for him because he prays five times a day.

Candidate Abdul Salam Arif very pious man with beard. He was educated in Malaysia. A Lawyer. He did not attack any other candidate.

Another candidate Ahmed Faisal also very talkative candidate. He was born in Lhohi. But he makes me suspicious. Because he studied in UK, he worked in UK and he said he studied economics. But he worked in Maldives Police Service. What would a police officer do in two years working in UK and why police officer study economics? Ahmed Faisal was TVM presenter with Mariyam Waheeda when presidential election results announced in October. Was Ahmed Faisal put there by secret police to change vote result announced by TVM? I suspicious. When one candidate say Ahmed Faisal try to destroy democracy as police officer Ahmed Faisal become very sad. He say go and ask Assistant Commissioner of Police Abdulla Riyaz as Ahmed Faisal try to do many good things for democracy as police officer.

This makes I more suspicious. Because Abdulla Riyaz is very notorious man. Even now trying to get votes for Ghassan Maumoon in Thimarafushi. Was Ahmed Faisal studying with Ghassan in UK? I become more suspicious now. I think many secret police men supporting Gayoom are candidates.

Today debate MDP candidate Thoriq and DRP candidate Mohamed Hussain Shareef (Mundhu) also very talkative. But very difficult to believe what Mundhu say because he was liar supporting Gayoom. My favourite from debate is Abdul Salam Arif who prays five times a day.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Special Interpreter of the President appointed

Mr Mohamed Zuhair (Juha) has been appointed Special Interpreter of the President said President's Office statement.

"In the light of the current uproar over the President's speech at Alifushi, it is concluded that the opposition is using every minor opportunity to misinterpret the President's remarks. We feel it appropriate to have a political appointee with the specific responsibility of interpreting the President's speeches, thus boosting the public confidence in the government. Mr Zuhair will work as a bridge between the people and the president. While his major task will be interpreting the President's speeches for the people, he will, when appropriate, bring the voices of the people to the President, as the President wishes to keep his his links with the grassroots unbroken.

The new portfolio is equivalent to a Deputy Minister's post. Mr Zuhair will receive a desk on the smoking balcony of the President's Office. He will receive a handsome salary in line with other political appointees in the President's Office. He will report directly to the Special Enjoy of the President, Mr Ibrahim Hussain Zaki," the press statement said.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

dhiyana saeed young inexperienced attorney general former spy

even be4 prez mohd nasheed selected dhiyana saeed as attorney general this blog advised him not to do so. it is 'cause dhiyana saeed not have enough experience in legal profession. she was promoted suddenly by former attorney general dr hassan saeed 'cause she was a member of DRP and member of New Maldives at that time.

now prez nasheed is finding trouble for appointing a young girl with no experience for attorney general. Dhiyana Saeed was used by spy by DRP. Once DRP's Deputy Leader Dr Hassan Saeed sent Dhiyana Saeed to meet Sandhaanu Luthfee to spy Luthfee. Luthfee said this in CD he released during presidential election time.

dhiyana saeed is angry because her husband Jabir is trouble with Herethere resort Handhufushi in Addu with MTDC. Dr Munavvar was best Attorney General in Maldives. Because Dr Munavvar was faithful to the president who appoint him and not allowed party system in Maldives. If the president appoints you to the cabinet then you have to be faithful to the president. Not to your husband or wife.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Rome was not built in a day says Special Enjoy of the President

Lubna reporting from Rome

Rome was not built in a day, the Special Enjoy of the President has said during dinner in Rome. The Special Enjoy said this in the visit to Italy accompanied by President Mohamed Nasheed and the special delegation.

"Rome was not built in a day. So we have to be patient. It is only 100 days since the new government was formed. We have to give time for the new government," the Special Enjoy told a reporter of Rai Television of Italy.

Asked if he will directly profit from this visit to Italy, the Special Enjoy categorically denied past allegations of corruption against him.

"My only intention is to serve the people of Maldives. I never got a commission out of the Velaavaru deal," the Special Enjoy said.

The special delegation that is currently touring Italy includes Abdulla (Lolly) Jabir, member of Parliament for Gaaf Dhaal and Deputy Leader of the Republican Party. Jabir is meeting the businessmen of Italy to get more investment for the tourism sector of the Maldives. The members of the delegation also include Tourism Minister Ahmed Ali Sawad and Attorney General Dhiyana Saeed.

Exclusive photos of Abdulla Jabir in Italy.






Monday, January 12, 2009

Dr Munavvar should be made Special Envoy too

Recently Special Adviser to the President Dr Hassan Saeed said many problems with appointing Board to the Board of Directors of Maldives Tourism Development Corporation (MTDC). Many conflict of interest and lack of trust of public in the President because of appointment, Dr Hassan revealed.

This happens because there is no legal great person working inside President's Office. Main legal advice to the president is from Attorney General Dhiyana Saeed. But Dhiyana Saeed is not qualified to be Attorney General because she got promotion too fast under Gayoom government.

Now in the Board of MTDC there is the Managing Director of Yacht Tours. This is conflict of interest because Yacht Tours have to pay money to MTDC. Many problems with Yacht Tours and MTDC. Abdulla Jabir is Attorney General Dhiyana Saeed's husband. Abdulla Jabir is the Chairman of Yacht Tours.

We elected Nasheed for president because we want to reduce corruption and conflict of interest. Now the government appointments going same way as Gayoom's government. The solution to this is put a great legal person, less corrupt person, as Special Envoy to President and give desk to that person, or small office, or cubicle inside President's Office.

That person is Dr Mohamed Munavvar. He should be made Special Envoy to President too. He can work very well with Zaki because he was Zaki's close buddy during Gayoom regime. This will reduce embarrassment for government arising out of decisions Zaki make without legal background. After hard working week at President's Office Munavvar and Zaki can go to Velaavaru on weekends and have Sula Shiraz.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Special Enjoy of President visits Velaavaru

Special Enjoy of the President has visited Velaavaru resort to participate in the new year celebration.

"Dr Abdul Majeed Bari has banned all discos in Male. I am left with no choice but to celebrate new year in Velaavaru to wine, dine and sixty-nine," Special Enjoy told our reporters over a glass of Sula Shiraz.

The Special Enjoy was joined by former Attorney General, also former MDP President, Dr Mohamed Munavvar. In recent weeks Dr Munavvar has tried to patch up the soiled relations with his former MDP colleagues. He was invited to open the southern province office in Addu as a result.

Dr Munavvar was the Special Enjoy's close buddy in the cabinet of former president Gayoom who is planning to clone Faathma Fulhi to increase his own popularity and overthrow President Nasheed.