Sunday, November 7, 2010

Government to pioneer porn industry in Maldives

The government of Maldives signed an agreement today with Vivid Entertainment of America to develop a porn industry in the Maldives.

"The Cabinet has decided to develop a porn industry in Maldives to increase job opportunities for school-leavers and boost the Maldivian economy," Cabinet Secretary Captain Abdulla Saeed told reporters.

The porn industry will be developed under the Public Private Partnership Programme (PPP). State-of-the-art production facilities will be developed in Aarah, the venue for the recently held Hay Festival.

"The President rarely uses Aarah as a retreat now and the government has decided to allocate the island to develop the porn industry," Saeed said.

By forming a partnership with Vivid Entertainment, a market leader in the adult entertainment, the government hopes to gain a return on investment within a short period of time.

The President has formed a four-member committee to oversee the development of a porn industry in Maldives. The committee consist of one member from the Cabinet, one representative of Invest Maldives, one representative of Ministry of Finance and one representative of Ministry of Islamic Affairs. The newly appointed Minister of Transport, Communication and Civil Aviation Mr Adil Saleem will chair the committee.

The porn industry earns billions of dollars worldwide each year.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jenna Jameson and Adil Saleem to star in the first production

Anonymous said...

when is the audition? i wanna star in this movie. please give me a contact number.

i have been practicing and rehersing for this all my life.....oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh i'm so excited

Anonymous said...

balaayeh

Anonymous said...

well well... i have a list of wanna be's with me... this project will become success... already dr. afrasheem and maumoon have requested to take part in an egyptian styled porno! lol.. maumoon has bought dozen viagra... n scheduled nasreena for a boob job!

more or less an adventure porno will be made showing drowning captain (umar naseer) saved n fucked by a merman!

theres also this epic porno where two large parties of ppl have an orgy... namely MDP n DRp!

porno is a success cux politicians love a good fuck!

most of d Mps or ministers are perverts.... all parties included.

so FUCK OFF

Anonymous said...

Obviously a fabricated story - the giveaway was the bit about Adil Saleem. He's a wannabe pornstar who failed in his audition - Anni should arrange all the cameras to be fitted with microscopes.

Anonymous said...

The first production has been announced "Shrek fancies a Ladyboy". The dirt cheap production will star Nasheed's father Keneree Sathar as Shrek (just needs a coat of green paint) and First Lady Laila (no makeup or prosthetics needed).