Angelic Sharon asks ASL

Angelic Sharon: me. hot Russian chick. what is your asl?

Dirty Maldivian Politician: wa-alaikumu-salaam

Angelic Sharon: asl?

Dirty Maldivian Politician: what is asl?

Angelic Sharon: age, sex, location?

Dirty Maldivian Politician: age 44, sex i like very much, location Male

Angelic Sharon: location Male or sex Male?

Dirty Maldivian Politician: location Male sex i like v much

Angelic Sharon: you want to see my nude video?

Dirty Maldivian Politician: yes. yes.

Angelic Sharon shows nude video

Angelic Sharon: Now show me your nude video

Dirty Maldivian Politician takes off clothes

2 weeks later

Dirty Maldivian Politician gets phone call. he faints.

2 weeks later

Raayyithunge Majlis members increase allowance to pay for blackmail

2 weeks later

Dirty Maldivian Politician calls police

to be continued... script to sell to Nahula to make film.