Alhan Fuckme parliament member for Feydhoo sector joins MDP in artificial beach. Former DRP MP having problems before with DRP after Alhan saved Dr Shaheed in no coincidence vote. Alhan Fuckme receive garland from MDP ladies supporters. Many ladies shrieked as Alhan addressed gathering on the beach in the rain.
"Alhan sexiest MP in parliament. I already wet not from rain but after seeing Alhan," said Aishath Saleema, elderly MDP supporter lady wearing veil.
Announcement came many other MPs also join MDP. Kaashidhoo sector member Abdul Hameed also join MDP before. He is facing charges corruption case in Jinaaee Coat.
Long time service man to government Ahmed Abdulla also join MDP. Ahmed Abdulla first went from DRP to Jumhooree Party and now to MDP.
Mariya Didi, MDP chairperson, now say MDP very strong party. She is from Comrade Villa. Her sister Haula is a nutritionist. But now Deputy Foreign Minister.
Re-cow Moosa now boasts MDP majority party in parliament. He warned judges to be fair in convicting. Or else judges will be removed by parliament. So all judges now afraid to convict Kaashidhoo sector member Abdul Hameed in corruption case.
State Fisheries Minister Dr Hussain Rasheed Hassan also join MDP again. Mariya said this is reaffirming marriage vows for Dr Hussain and MDP. Dr Hussain very active in MDP before but went to Republican Party because he thought Gasim Ibrahim best person for President and Anni does not look like a President. But now Dr Hussain likes Anni because Anni gives him state minister job.
Special Enjoy also address gathering on the beach in the rain. Special enjoy put his two hands up in prayer reciting after Sheikh Zaki and special enjoy imagined young girl he had cannabis and sex with last month. As special enjoy reaches orgasm Sheikh Zaki finish his prayer and MDP now majority party in parliament. Aishath Saleema return to house all wet and started fantasizing about Alhan Fuckme.
With special reporting by Lubna from the Artificial Beach.
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