Monday, July 5, 2010

There is no rose in Paradise: Sheikh Ilyas

Rose is not found in Paradise, said Sheikh Ilyas of Adhaalath Party. Ilyas, who gave a highly descriptive lecture on Paradise earlier this year, said the fragrance in Paradise comes not from roses but from the smell of young virgins.

"Their breasts are firm, their nipples are erect and their buttocks smell of ambergris," explained Sheikh Ilyas. "The story of a rose in Paradise is entirely fabricated."

"We know from ancient scriptures that there are rivers of honey and wine. But no scholar has ever mentioned a rose, an orchid or even a temple flower," said the learned Sheikh.

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