Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Dr Munavvar quits MDP

BREAKING NEWS: Dr Mohamed Munavvar has resigned from the post of President of MDP and he has resigned from the party. He said he left MDP because it is difficult for him to live as a Muslim while being an MDP member. Dr Munavvar further stressed that certain leaders of MDP have very close connections with foreigners, and this is a direct threat to the sovereignty, prosperity and continuity of the nation.

"We all know those foreigners don't wash themselves after shitting. They just wipe their arses with toilet roll. Such things are not acceptable in a closely knit society as ours," Dr Munavvar said.

Dr Munavvar said Anni's campaign manager is James from the British Conservative Party.

"What is the use of hiring foreigners when we have capable political strategists like Kalbe and Kurendhoo Mahir? We shouldn't let even a bodu laari go overseas in a time of economic recession. Only last month we celebrated independence day. Now Anni wants to take us backwards to British colonial rule," Dr Munavvar said.

Dr Munavvar's political future is uncertain but there are rumours that he will join the Republican Party. He will choose the businessman Buruma Qasim Ibrahim as a running mate. Dhivehi Observer will be the official campaign website and this blog will be the official campaign blog.

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