Thursday, April 29, 2010

Being a Friday Maldives elected to UN Human Rights Council

Being a Friday many people gathered at Jumhooree Maidhan. That was Black Friday. 12 August 2004. Being a Friday NSS used some force. But not torture. So Maldives record in human rights untarnished.

Being a Friday Gayoom was good leader. He announced road map for reform. Hill & Knowlton hired to propel this reform.

Being a Friday Maldives contested for seat in UN Human Rights Council. Maldives lobbying with former Hill & Knowlton employees. Very good lobbying so Iran scared. Iran withdraw candidacy. Being a Friday Maldives now elected to UN Human Rights Council.

Being a Friday, the murder of Hussain Salah can be covered up by going to Sri Lanka to oversee postmortem.

Being a Friday Shazra can be sent Geneva for a job. Being a Friday Shazra can be brought back too. Thank you for the Shazra.

Being a Friday Zahir Adam (Gadhoo Zahir) can be bribed just before no-confidence vote in Majlis. Being a Friday Zahir's daughter can be promoted.

A leopard can change its colour from blue to pink to yellow. But it can never change its spots.

Being a Friday a spin doctor can be the Chairman of a Party. Being a Friday, a spin doctor can become the Imam to lead Friday prayers too.

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